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Old Jan 22, 2006, 01:08 AM // 01:08   #21
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geeze way to kill the thread with not putting a "...", fine i'll work with it.


and then to RoF and find the......
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 02:11 AM // 02:11   #22
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...go to the ring of fire MISSION and find Coventina The Matron (her, Odelyn, etc seem to always spawn in this mission). Stand near her and say "Hey gurl lemme hump joo". You'll be taken into a hospital where you will see a baby mursaat with your face...suddenly it'll jump from lvl 1 to lvl 31 and go "HAHAHA. FOOL! I've been hiding my power." and attack you. Then Glint will appear and the two will duel. You should...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 02:40 AM // 02:40   #23
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trip the baby mursatt as he runs past opening up a portal to the inside of a desert wurm, so you must...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 03:10 AM // 03:10   #24
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jump in the portal and...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 03:25 AM // 03:25   #25
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Eat the Sand wurm from the inside out then you...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 03:53 AM // 03:53   #26
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Will be in the crystal desert where a Ghostly Hero will ask if his voice is familiar, and of who. Say Akama. Yes, the ghostly hero voice is LIKE EXACTLY LIKE THAT OF AKAMA, A WARCRAFT CHARACTER. He will...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 04:10 AM // 04:10   #27
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say "yes, no one has ever got that, by the way do u think i'm fat?" u reply...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 04:16 AM // 04:16   #28
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"Yes, it looks like you just ate a whole pig!" He replies by handing you a message in Latin, which after careful translation reads:
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 04:25 AM // 04:25   #29
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giggidy giggidy, take this message threw a time portal back to pre-searing where...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 05:03 AM // 05:03   #30
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talk to sir tydus who will...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 01:18 PM // 13:18   #31
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...tell you to go to Ashford Village and steal a prize-winning hog...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 01:58 PM // 13:58   #32
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but no where can you find the hog, later glint told you farmer dirt cooked it
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 02:15 PM // 14:15   #33
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...so instead she gave you a side order of Forgotten, which makes you....
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 05:05 PM // 17:05   #34
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forget(duh), then you head over to th catacombs where...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 05:32 PM // 17:32   #35
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...you must cross a flame geyser. When you pass over it, it spews you so hard, you crash through the ceiling of the catacombs and...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 09:00 PM // 21:00   #36
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land in the fountain of old age which...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 11:00 PM // 23:00   #37
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makes u old(drrr) then melandru comes down and say in order to become young again and defeat ur unseen foe u must go to jack's rib shack and order the #6 and when he asked soup or salad u say...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 11:39 PM // 23:39   #38
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...I'll have YOUR SOUL! Suddenly, Grenth, who's watching you from above will grant your wish and make you suck the soul out of Jack. Now you have +50 morale and you should...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 11:56 PM // 23:56   #39
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fight grenth so u can rule the UW but...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 11:58 PM // 23:58   #40
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...he's puny but when he's nearly dead, he does an uber spell that wipes out 90% of everyone's health and disables all your skills. Then he replenishes himself and starts laughing like a madman. You should...
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